Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
send nudes
from the living room?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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