my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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