i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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