sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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