Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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