Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
