AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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