brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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