i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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