Pappa wants mamma naked
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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