I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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