butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Can you bring me the toilet please
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Never underestimate the power of titties
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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