K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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