apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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