im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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