My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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