at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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