I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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