Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I think a kid would responsible me up
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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