But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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