Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I AM VODKA MAN
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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