D3 body, D1 cock
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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