apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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