Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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