She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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