Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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