Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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