Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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