just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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