Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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