Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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