The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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