Non-Jews are for practice
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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