ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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