apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
tell me about the fingering
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