careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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