He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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