No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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