my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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