just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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