Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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