apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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