why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize