he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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