she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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