he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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