Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
