So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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