I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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