Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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