Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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