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(816): View more from Missouri

I hate your face

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(650): View more from California

PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?

(773): View more from Illinois

No - puma.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.

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(707): View more from California

I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.

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(949): View more from California

I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?

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(519): View more from Ontario

You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.

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(727): View more from Florida

I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.

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(516): View more from New York

He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me

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