were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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