My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Randomize
