p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
